Wednesday, 11 May 2016

The 4th Alcrest Mystery - trying something


Prologue



There’s this moment where eyes see an image, the brain registers what that is, thought realizes it is real and then the screaming starts.  It’s this glorious release of emotional fear.  The dictionary says a scream expresses excitement, emotion or pain.  The ones that express glorified fear taste the best.

One scream starts and then another and another.  An entire bus full of terrified people – half screaming and half shunning away.  They don’t want to look, but they have to.  Even those that turn away slowly take a second or third look.  And then they scream.

I am the director.

I have to be careful not to show my own emotion.  They’re all looking out the front of the bus at the present I left in the trees and here I am sitting near the back with a Joker’s smile and a hard-on.

Screw that, I am the fucking Joker!  Psychopath personified.

There is one scream that is tasty.  I want to hear it again.  I want to hear that scream over and over.  It will be mine.  She’s in the front, closest to the action.  Her eyes must be red from the terror.  I can’t wait to taste one. 

I’ve only just begun.

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Let me know your thoughts

Read this bit of a story idea and please let me know what you think.

The Trinky Washburn Mysteries
or
Dirty Heels Mysteries

A body is found in the woods - staked to the ground, skinned and torn apart by dogs.  Middleton City Homicide Detective Trinky "Wash" Washburn loves her kids, shoes, writing and the gruesome cases.  As the skinned bodies pile up Wash battles demons while trying to discover a fine line between art and death.

“God damn it.  Please tell me I didn’t just step in someone’s guts.”

“I can’t make any promises, Wash.”

Detective Trinky Washburn directed her small flashlight at her black Aldo stilettos.  Whatever she stepped in wasn’t crimson, but that didn’t ease the fact that she was in the middle of the woods in four inch heels stepping in God knows what.  Good thing they weren’t too expensive.

Cayne turned his light beam onto her.  He had a Mag light, so it was as if she was in a spotlight. 
“Why are you dressed like that?”

“Like what?  Damn fantastic?”  Her lip turned to a snarl.  She started across the soft earth.  “I had a date.  Do you remember what one of those is?”

“Vaguely.”  Cayne put his light back on the lump in front of him.  “Did you bring coffee?”

She stopped with one foot in the air.  She spun around and motioned for a uniform officer to come over.  “Do you know who I am?”

“Yes, Detective Washburn.”  His shining name tag said his name was Wolfe.  Everything about his uniform said it was brand new.

“It’s Wash.  The only reason you’d ever have to call me Washburn is if I hate you.”  She gave him a smile.  She wasn’t one of those gorgeous TV female detectives, but she knew how to be friendly.  “I want you to get some coffee.”

“We’re half an hour from the closest coffee shop.”

Wash held her breath for a second.  When her kids talked back she liked to count to five to calm herself.  “Does it really look like we’re going anywhere, Sparky?  Coffee runs suck, but we’ve all had to do it.  The old guy over there wants a large black.  I want a soy non-fat latte with two splashes of vanilla.  Get it wrong and it’ll be Washburn.”  She flicked her hand to send him away before turning and carefully heading across the field.  She had to lean forward and walk on her toes as the thin heels sunk into the ground.  Spring was early this year, but the forest was still wet from all the snow that had melted.

  Cayne flicked his light back at her again.  “Why don’t you carry boots in your car?  Anyone have boots for Wash?”

“I’m fine,” she called out to the other police officers around the small field.  She checked over her shoulder to see if the rookie had left yet.  “I didn’t have my car.” 

Cayne let out a snort.

Wash was more worried about messing up her Silver brand jeans than her shoes.  She plucked at the thighs as she squatted across from the homicide detective.  The other cop handed her blue latex gloves.  Her eyes fell on the lump staked to the ground.  At some point it had been an actual human being.  She could see the persons flesh and muscle exposed to the elements.  It even glistened in the flashlight beams.

“If you don’t have your car how’d you get here?”

“My date dropped me off at the blockade and one of the boys drove me in.” 

They were in the rural area outside of the city.  Tulloch Park had been around for years with no real attempt at developing it, so it resembled a forgotten woodlands.  Recently hiking trails had been cut throughout the park, but were not perfect.  It was more used by wildlife than humans.

Wash’s eyes flicked up at the other detective.  She was pretty sure she caught him looking at her cleavage because he rapidly looked down.  Maybe she should have fastened the top two buttons of her satiny black blouse – Nah.  Give the old man a thrill.  Plus she was having a really good cleavage day.  Wash was proud of her body and didn’t mind others looking.  Proud in the fact that she was thirty-five and was still in passable shape.  She stood a few inches short of six feet without heels, had thin lithe legs and enough curves where curves needed to be.  She didn’t have a flat stomach (no matter how many crunches she did) but two children could do that to you.  She wasn’t over weight by too much, just not as tight as she would have liked.  Her chest was what she was proudest of it.  They were more than a handful, as her ex-husband liked to say (and he had big hands), and after those two children had yet to travel south.  She couldn’t really blame the other detective for looking.  She had curled her dirty-blond locks before going out, but tied it all back tight after her date dropped her off.  It fell beyond her shoulder blades normally.

When Cayne looked up again it was into her green eyes.  “No coffee?”

Wash raised a plucked eyebrow.  She wasn’t too happy with the job her oldest daughter had done.  The curve was off.  “You interrupt my night off for this and still want coffee?”

“I’m sorry.  You usually like the gory cases.”

“That I do.  And this is gory.  And I sent someone for coffee.”  She moved the flashlight around the body.  Thinking about what she looked like seemed pointless at the moment.  “This might be a stupid question, but is this a female?”

“It was.”  Cayne spoke into a handheld recorder describing what he saw.  “Ligature marks on hands and wrists, but no visible ligatures.  Will get crime scene techs to do an in-depth search of area.  The victim is face down with arms above her head and legs spread out.”

The technicians had already set up three large lamps on tripods around the area.  The sun had already gone behind the trees.

“Are those spikes through her wrists?”

Cayne paused for a moment before starting again.  “Victim has metal spikes through wrists and ankles.  Dr. Nell believes these were pre-mortem.  Victim is completely naked.”

“These spikes have to go at least four inches into the ground.”  Wash looked up and pressed her lips tight together.

Without making a sound Wash moved her flashlight along the body.  The victim had blond hair once, but it was stained with mud and blood.  Cayne carefully moved it to the side exposing an ear with at least four piercings.  She had been cut across the shoulder blades from one side to the other and then down each side, the skin of her back removed.  The exposed muscle had been torn at by some animal.  Blood had soaked the ground enough that everything around her body was black.  Wash didn’t want to look and yet couldn’t look away.

“Dr. Nell thinks she was alive when she was skinned.  Right here on the top left shoulder there are some hesitation marks as if she was moving.  The rest of the rectangle cuts are all smooth.  I’d bet he cut the rectangle before removing the rest of the skin.” 

“If ever there was a time to go vegan,” Wash mumbled.  “This is some sick Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill shit.  This would have hurt like gorram hell.”  This was one of those moments where Wash wondered what she was doing with her life and how she could handle any of this.  She felt like walking away, but couldn’t let herself.  Around these cops it would have been seen as a weakness if she turned away from the body.

“There is never a reason to go vegan.”  Cayne pushed himself up making a few noises as he straightened out.  He turned and waved for the doctor to come over.  The older detective smelled of Old Spice.  He wore a classic grey suit every day.  He still looked okay for being a cop for almost thirty years.

Wash had been his partner off and on through the past year.  “She should have been screaming her head off.  Nobody heard anything?  Who found the body?”

“Guy who lives at the end of the road.  His dogs came home with blood all over them, so he walked down here to see what it was.  Threw up over there.”  Cayne nodded the way Wash had walked in.  “Maybe that’s what you stepped on.”

Wash carefully swept the ground meadow with her flashlight.  It was covered with dead golden grass that had grown tall and then was flattened by snow through the winter.  Years of rotting leaves had been woven in.  It was tear shaped with poplars, birch and some evergreens around it.  There was no way the killer would have left any footprints in the spongy ground.  Even her own footfalls had disappeared the moment her foot had left the ground.  Beneath the grass was probably years of older grass was a meadow of wild moss and sponge.  It smelled moldy.  She wondered what it was going to smell like when the grass was green and painted with blossoming wildflowers.  The forest was grey.  It looked grey, it felt grey and the only way to describe the smell was grey.  An overwhelming sense of loneliness overtook her.  A hiking trail came into the meadow on the south and you had to search the north to find where it continued.  The road they had come in on barely existed.  Tire tracks had been worn down with a Mohawk of old grass between.  Tree limbs curled over it like fingers trying to reach down at whoever was there.

“We ready to turn her over?”  Dr. Kassandra Nell slopped through the meadow in bulky rubber boots.  “You look pretty tonight, Wash.”

Wash scanned the body one more time.  She pushed one foot against the ground.  A stiletto sunk deep.  She threw her arms out behind her.  The small flashlight twirled through the air.  One palm slipped out.  She landed hard on her right butt cheek.  “For Christ sake.”

“You okay?”  Dr. Nell put down her case and extended a hand.  “You did look pretty,” she said as she pulled the detective to her feet.

Weaving back and forth Wash tried to steady herself.  “I’m fine.”  She wiped her hand across her hip as she walked away.




Tuesday, 8 December 2015

The Andy Weir thing and The Cistern Prologue

Hi everyone,
It's been a while since I've put an update on my blog, so this one is a doozy.  The 2nd book in The Alcrest Mysteries...The Menu...is out and available on Amazon and Kobo.  Things are going well.

A friend asked me why I don't do the Andy Weir thing.  If you don't know who he is, he wrote The Martian which became a great movie starring Matt Damon.  I saw the movie and it was great.  I bought the paperback and found out that Andy Weir wrote the story and put it for free on his website/blog a little at a time.  People loved it, a publisher saw it...bing, bang, boom...published and movie.  So why don't I do this?  I write a book for a year, put my soul on the pages, have fights with my family over the time I put into my writing and stress out over whether the storyline of imaginary people works...doesn't that deserve some payback?  I think so.

Of course after saying that I'll take a chance.  Here is the prologue for The Cistern (warning:  it's not for everyone and the faint at heart)  If I get a few comments and interest I will post another chapter every week.

Note:  The Cistern will be on sale on Amazon and Kobo for only .99 cents December 15 to 20th.

The Cistern:  An Alcrest Mystery

CISTERN


“sistern”

A tank for storing water, especially one supplying taps or as part of a flushing toilet
An underground reservoir for rainwater.


Prologue


Twenty years ago

He wondered what the cat wanted more - to be let out of the wood box or to have the cinderblock lifted from its tail.
Meeerrrooowwww
He stared at it, with what his mother called his big baby eyes.  The cat screeched and thrashed about wildly without getting anywhere.  Its feet dug into the bottom of the box wanting to pull its tail out from under the concrete block.  One of its nails had pulled out and was stuck in the plywood bottom.
The boy's tongue flicked out and licked the saliva collecting on his lips.  His head tilted to the side as he pondered how long it would take before Whisker's tail popped off.
He smiled.  It was like that rhyme before you flicked the dandelion head off the stem with your thumb.  "Momma had a baby and her head popped off."
Meeoooowwrrreeeooowww
Things were tingling inside the boy.  He didn't know why or how it all started, but he didn't want to let it stop.  He wanted to see how far it would go.  If the boy saw Whiskers pull its tail off would he moan in ecstasy like those men in the movies his father watched after everyone went to bed?  Would he be shocked?
This was different than the cat he put in the barrel of rain water.  He watched Tabby try and swim to the edge.  Then he pushed the cat back to the center with a stick.  It splashed around a long time, but then just gave up and it was over.
Whiskers was different.  His face got warm.
Meeeoooowwwwrrrrrr
He knew that if the grey cat could pull its tail out...
"Momma had a baby..."
...it wouldn't be over.  Any bone, or whatever was in a cat’s tail, was crushed.  He could still hear the sounds from when he tipped the heavy cinderblock over.
Meeoooowwwrrrrrooowwwrrr
"Hush kitty," he said in a calming tone.  "Everything’s okay."  He reached out a hand.
The cat riled up.  Its paw swiped.
The boy pulled his hand back.  There was pain on his fingers.  He looked down as crimson bubbled to the surface and squeezed through the thin holes left by razor-sharp feline blades.  He put his fingertips in his mouth and sucked.
Stupid cat.
He searched the yard.  There were more cinderblocks.  He could take one, hold it above the box, count to three...
"What are you doing?"
Mmmmrrrrreeeeooooowwwwww
He spun around.  The girl from down the road stood at the corner of his house.  It was only the two of them and the howling cat.
The boy’s eyes narrowed.  He tasted blood on his tongue.  Cats and dogs were one thing.  He took a step toward the girl.  This was going to be something altogether different.  Part of him grew.
"...and her head popped off."



Saturday, 15 August 2015

Exciting Stuff Happening

Next week I have 2, possibly 3 interviews happening from one being taped, to another being on live blog-talk-radio and maybe even a TV spot.

The Menu is finished...the first draft at least...and it has been sent off to bata readers to figure out what is good and what is not.  Next step is editing and cover design. 

Thursday, 16 April 2015

What's Happening....aka Subscribe to my Newsletter.

Hey, sorry I haven't been around much as of late.  Things in the book department have become a little glum over the past few months.  That's how it goes sometimes.  Then one day I really wasn't feeling good.  I had a bad headache and felt icky.  We were on  trip to Edmonton for my daughter to compete in cheerleading and had to join the rest of her team at a trampoline park.  Wall to wall trampolines with screaming kids of all ages.  I found myself a couch to sit on and tried to relax.  I had a bottle of Dr. Pepper, a big yellow post-it pad and a pen, so I did what I do and started to write.


Just a sample cover for now
So for 1 hour I sat there amongst crowds of kids and teens (and some adults) screaming and having fun while writing about a female detective inspecting the scene of a crime.  A hiker found a naked woman face down in a meadow with her hands staked to the ground with railroad spikes and the skin pealed from her back.  I'm hoping to get it finished and make it free for all those who love a little mystery and gore.

In the meantime I'm finishing up the next Alcrest Mystery...THE MENU.  The cover model is picked

and soon I will be running contests to see what others think of possible covers.

The thing I am excited about most is starting my own monthly newsletter to be delivered to your email once or twice a month.  I really hope people subscribe because I love getting in touch.  Click on the Subscribe part over on the left side under the links and I'll be in touch soon.  Anyone who subscribes between now and the May long weekend (May 15th) will be eligible to win a cooks apron from The Menu.

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

Help me scare the crap out of you!

Hi, I'm trying this crowdfunding thing again because, to be honest, I can't do it alone.  Putting a novel out there (a good one) takes a lot of money.  Sure, I could write it, upload it, and away we go - but I said a good book.  I want to do a professional sexy cover and have it professionally edited.  Can't do that on my shoestring budget any more.

Please click on THE MENU and go see what this whole thing is about.  If you can't help with funds (I know how that is) please share it around.  Every tiny bit helps.



To give you a little help here is what THE MENU is all about....


Chrys and Spencer are asked to find a former foster child, Luke Weston, a young man who basically seemed to have walked off the earth.  When the body of a young woman is found beaten to death in an alley Luke's secret life comes to the surface.  A young man who always thought he should have been a woman.  Chrys will not stop until she finds out who ended his life and why.  Hate groups, drag queens, terrorists, gang-bangers and the Irish Mafia...she will challenge them all as her brother tries to save the family business.



Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Women of The Alcrest Mysteries

For my first post of 2015 I thought I'd talk a bit about secondary characters.  Sure, you don't read a book because of the secondary characters, but they make it a hell of a lot more interesting.  They add colour and a realism.  You go through life as the main character of your own story and have a hell of a lot of secondary characters who add substance to what is going on.

As many of you know, I base a lot of my characters on real people (usually with permission).  Sometimes I write the character and then see a real live person to lean against.  I might know the person.  I might not.

In The Menu (2nd in The Alcrest Mysteries) which I am currently writing Chrys and a bunch of her co-workers from The Alcrest Gastropub go out to a club for ladies night.  Without these secondary characters tagging along she would have a lonely night.


Dee (Diane) with her favorite shoes
Dee - was originally based off of 2 people, but became twins. (1 of which will not show up until a future novel)  Dee is a shoe fanatic.  Her twin sister travels around the world and sends home different and often expensive shoes.  She's based off of my friend Diane who I have known for many years.  She also is the one I go to when in need of shoe and clothing information.




The 2 faces of Hanni
(Nicole and Hanni)
Izzy - She is a brand new character to this book.  Her first appearance is supposed to be in the Sgt. Reid Series when Sgt. Reid comes to Middleton and visits the restaurant where his niece works.  (Yes, that would be Izzy)  She, to be honest, is not based off of anyone I know.  She is based off of a one-time character on a TV show.  She's nothing like the actual character, but I liked the look of her.

Hanni - It's pronounced Honey.  Was originally based off a woman I worked with.  She was a very flirtatious bartender who insisted on where high-heeled boots.  As she developed I began to think of her more as my sister-in-law and her name changed.

Jessie (Dominique)
Jessie - also Spencer's girlfriend.  She was and is based off of a server I saw at a restaurant around the same time I was creating her.  A year ago I met a young girl who looked remarkably like the real life Jessie that I thought they had to be sisters.  There was no relation, but she became the face of Jessie.

These characters make the novels real.  There are a lot of other secondary characters, as there are in life, and without them the novels would be short and boring.  In The Cistern you find out a little about Hanni, Dee, and a fair bit about Jessie - but more is coming in The Menu.  Some of it controversial.  Some of it perhaps shocking to the real live amazing women that these characters are loosely based on.  All of it important to bring to life the adventures of Chrys and Spencer Alcrest.